Why I Love My Sister: Part 2389728972
- Grandpa: I'm trying to order the girls Baptism papers again.
- Dad: What for?
- Grandpa: What for? So when they get married they can be married in a Catholic church. You know you need those papers to get married there.
- Me: I don't plan on getting married Grandpa
- Grandpa (laughing): You don't plan on getting married? Yeah right Karissa.
- Keilani (after a few moments of awkward silence)(sarcastically): HAHAHA A WOMAN NEEDS A MAN IN HER LIFE
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
I’m assuming the London Olympics will have Quidditch.
(Source: voldemortoutbitches, via lumos-maxima)
so amazing.




